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We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?

Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. Okay, I like a challenge. And until then, I can never die? Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

Bite my shiny metal ass. No. We're on the top. Can we have Bender Burgers again? The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty?

Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. How much did you make me? It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.